Booby Talk

Everybody likes big boobies.  Am I right? 

If you don't then move to the left! Ha!

For those who love big boobies, women included - because don't tell me you don't get turned on by big bouncy boobies! You lie.  Anyway move to the left if a nerve in your nether regions doesn't jump at the sight of boobage -, stay and read. 

First let me clarify: by massive breasts I mean big like Salma Hayek - natural and firm and UP.  Not fake boobies.  Like Pamela Anderson or Katie Price.  Uh huh.

God has endowed me with pretty big boobies.  I never asked for it and I always say that it's not my prayer God answered but Honey Lips'.  He enjoys them most of the time. And sometimes I do too.  Hey I gotta take care of business too!  No judging please. 

Anyway this is about when I wanted to have a breast reduction! I know.  Crazy!

When I was growing up, I realized that my mammary glands are way bigger than my friends'.  It used to bother me.  A lot.  Because every time I step into a clothes shop I have problems finding a top.  When I find one that fits me to a T, I'll buy at least 2 in different colors.  My expensive shopping trips always ends in tears of frustration.  And then, I have men talking to my breasts instead of looking me in the eyes for a decent conversation.  I spent four years in a sex-deprived country and believe me, crossing my hands over my boobs grew tiresome after a short while.

Then I decided that when I get rich I'll have a boob reduction.  My best friend called me crazy and advised that I would grow out of it in a couple of years.  And that she liked my boobs just like they are.  That didn't convince me until I became sexually active! Like when I had sex the first time. 

Oh boy! Was I ever happy again!  Heck, I was so enchanted by them that I had to experience them on my own!  It opened up a new world to me.  It has also boosted my self-confidence (not too much because I still have other complex physical issues!  It never ends huh?!)

And the day Honey Lips decided to put his seduction plan in motion made me see stars and thanked God that there won't be any more blabbering of "I want small boobies."  Like HL keeps saying, "the way they spilled out of your bra got me hooked"; so in a way I should thank the twins!  Don't you think?

What's my bra size you ask? Ha! Let's just say big enough for HL to bury his face in between and yell "Bouyaka!" ;p